Sean Dillon ♌ Simba

So, the trapeze? Is every bit as hard as it looks. While trying new things is fun, that is not going to become a regular event. Lions are not meant to fly.

Someone has been wandering around here all day singing. I bet he's driving everyone crazy, but has that stopped him? No, no it hasn't. He probably hasn't even noticed what he's been doing until just now. What a strange person.

Okay, I admit it, it's me.

No worries though, I think I'm going to switch to whistling for a bit.

Is this how we're communicating this week, instead of yelling out the windows? Okay, I can go for it. I've got a message to share: If I find out who stole my flamingos, you're going to wake up to a tiger in your bedroom. That's not a metaphor and I'm not kidding this time. You'd think a guy could decorate his yard in peace. Geez.

( Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha! )